Sock monkey for Thursday, November 30

I am big on cheese. But more importantly, I am big on being civil while enjoying cheese. For the penultimate in cheese etiquette, please enjoy this pdf from Charles Purdy, a.ka. "Social Grace."

higher consciousness

my consciousness-raising group is all up in my grill about my overidentification with 'the man.'

they insist that i would not be tortured with self-recrimination about my nudity if i were to become more fully evolved and shuffle off the oppression of this defect of character.

ack.

i laugh because i cannot cry hard enough.

Sock Monkey (Couple) of the Day for November 18, Saturday

When did we move to the city, Hank?

I think it was 1999. Just before Jenny went to Davis. Isn't that right?

We love it here.

We do.

Sock monkey for Friday, November 17

My name is Horatio and I live in Bolinas, California, where I play guitar and watch birds. Sometimes I go get a tuna sandwich at the Bolinas Market deli. Every now and again, I have to drive "over the hill" to San Rafael to get groceries and stuff or see a movie.

I used to have this groovy long ponytail but now I'm getting a bald spot. Lucky for me, there's this surfer dude named Kenny who makes these rad bandanas.

I'm pretty happy. The only thing that gets under my skin is when people don't know who Kristin Chenoweth is.

sock monkey of the day

I hearken from Portland, Oregon where we remain humble despite our eco-urban superiority. Although surrounded by earthy, practical folks, I remain dedicated to always looking my best. I achieve this by making the most of my accessories - in this case, a jaunty yet minimalist belt.

I heartily advise young sock monkeys everywhere not to cross their legs. It only causes varicose viens later in life.

Read here to learn about a sock monkey shelter. This web site is everything this Cracker wants to be when she grows up. Dang cracker.

sock monkey fellowship

someone as nutty as me???

Someone very arty about it all.

the sincere and straightforward approach